Did you know I am the Missions Director to the PSI Organization This is a huge group called the Pickle Suckers International. Teee Heeee. No one else wanted to try to reach them. Why just one can wreck your entire church. These are the people who put the PU into the PEW. Tee heee, They are easy to recognize. They have a case of the P's.
These are People who are Pinwhiskered, Pinheaded, Picklesucking Pharasick, Pontificating Peanut Brains. They're out there. Theres Millions of them. I really have my hands full. Teeee hee.      I call them "God's Little Bulldozers" They can flatten any dream. Hope desire and ambition. I like to call them God's Sizemologists.
They are always out looking for faults. Especially in others. Never in themselves. Have you noticed that the room actually darkens when they come in.

     The shortest verse in the bible is, Jesus wept. But, the second shortest verse is, "They found fault" This is the verse about the pharassees in their estimate of Jesus. Concerning Jesus, They found Fault. In the book of Mark. You think, if these people can find fault with Gods Son. Get Ready, they will find fault with you. Teeee heee.

     If you can think of any quips, quotes or personal feelings about the Pickle Suckers International Organization, send it to us and we will add it to the growing list that we will put on this growing page.
Write; the PSI Pickle Suckers International. If you are one and would like prayer, you have to start by sharing something humerous. We will take on picklesuckers in ministry but not ingrate picklesuckers. They are unfixable. We will pray with you and hope God will take the PU out of your next visit to the Pew in any church you may wish to darken..... Teeeeee Heeeeee,,,,

     Jona was more concerned for his gord than all of Nineveh Nineveh is the ancient city of Artixerzes who captured all the 10 tribes of the northern Jewish People. And who ruled over all of Assyria.
    But, did you know that Nineveh is the exact location of Baghdad Today. The whole worlds eyes are on Baghdad.
    Things that make you go hmmmm !

One of the Toughest of the calls, Leadership !

       I actually wanted to title this, "How to Survive a Sheep Attack". But wait a minute, You may say, " sheep don't attack". Your right, in fact they don't have the nature to attack, but they do have teeth. Then you may ask, what are they if they are not acting according to their nature. Or you may ask, what are they when they are no longer eating grass, but chomping on,,,,, you....!!! I learned a great lesson from years of pastoring, if they are not eating grass, they may not be sheep. Wolves are carnivorous, sheep, herbibivorous. Ask any Pastor in America, the sheep have teeth.

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   1. Give God what's right -- not what's left.
  2.Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- God's way leads to an endless hope.
  3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
  4. He who kneels beforeGod can stand before anyone.
  5. In thesentence of life, the devil may be a comma--but never let him be the period.
  6. Don't put a question mark whereGod puts a period.
  7. Are you wrinkled withburden? Come to the church for a face-lift.
  8. When praying, don't give God instructions -- just report for duty.
  9. Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.
  10. We don't change God's message -- His message changes us.
  11. The church is prayer-conditioned.
  12. When God ordains, He sustains.
  13. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.
  14. Plan ahead -- Itwasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
  15. Mostpeople want to serve God, but only in an advisory position. >
  16. Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.
  17. Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord. >
  18. Never give the devil a ride -- he will always want to drive.
  19. Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.
  20. Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back. >
  21. He who angers you controls you.
   22.Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop. >
  23. Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler.
  24. Beye fishers of men -- you catch them & He'll clean them.
   25. God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifiesthe called.
  2 6. Read the Bible -- It will scare thehell out of you. Now take 60 seconds and givethis a shot! Let's just see if Satan stops this one. All you do is: 1.
   When in doubt, it's time to shout, hallalujah,,,
Many leaders have suffered from a "sheep attack". Many have lost their pastorates, many their reputations, and many,,,, have lost their enthusiasm about staying in the ministry. I call it Motivational Disorder. All that drives
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