A real story about a true nut on the tree of life.
One of our favorite people here in the Northwest is the cupon fary. She really exists. She has an address and is the funniest person I have ever known. Her natural humor is better than the kind stand up comedians do for money. She is always giving gifts to people she dosen't know. And loves to make everyone happy. Whimsey is her favorite word. And having her in the room is like having gum drops fill the air. She only shops to buy others things but when she goes she takes an elephant gun.
By the time they have cashed up her purchase that was on the Discount Monday 9 am, Marked at 70% off of it's former 50% mark down sale she pulls out a CUPON for 75% Off of that.
Retailers fear her but she dosen't have one mean thought for anyone on earth. Her secret aim is to get something worth 70 dollars for 25 cents and then give it to someone who look like they need it. She now gives free meal cupons to poor people. And millions of things to suprised people when the sugar plum CUPON Fary flys by, and goes, would you like a cupon,,,, Teee Heeeeee....
Jona was more concerned for his gord than all of Nineveh Nineveh is the ancient city of Artixerxes who captured all the 10 tribes of the northern Jewish People. And who ruled over all of Assyria.
But, did you know that Nineveh is the exact location of Baghdad Today. The whole worlds eyes are on Baghdad.
Things that make you go hmmmm !
One of the Toughest of the calls, Leadership !
I actually wanted to title this, "How to Survive a Sheep
Attack". But wait a minute, You may say, " sheep don't attack".
Your right, in fact they don't have the nature to attack, but they do have teeth.
Then you may ask, what are they if they are not acting according to their nature.
Or you may ask, what are they when they are no longer
eating grass, but chomping on,,,,, you....!!! I learned a great lesson
from years of pastoring, if they are not eating grass, they may not be
sheep. Wolves are carnivorous, sheep, herbibivorous. Ask any Pastor in
America, the sheep have teeth.
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Radical Islam's phony patriotism
While Democrats – and now, Oprah – continue to paint a rosy picture
of the American-Arab Islamic community, this picture is not entirely
accurate. Certainly many American Muslims are loyal and peaceful, but these
moderates are not represented in the Islamic leadership that President
media have recently courted and presented to America.
Certainly many American Muslims are loyal and peaceful, but these moderates are not represented in the Islamic leadership that President media have recently courted and presented to America.
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25 Beautiful One-linersand only One Ugly One
1. Give God what's right -- not what's left.
2.Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- God's way leads to an endless hope.
3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
4. He who kneels beforeGod can stand before anyone.
5. In thesentence of life, the devil may be a comma--but never let him be the period.
6. Don't put a question mark whereGod puts a period.
7. Are you wrinkled withburden? Come to the church for a face-lift.
8. When praying, don't give God instructions -- just report for duty.
9. Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.
10. We don't change God's message -- His message changes us.
11. The church is prayer-conditioned.
12. When God ordains, He sustains.
13. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.
14. Plan ahead -- Itwasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
15. Mostpeople want to serve God, but only in an advisory position. >
16. Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.
17. Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord. >
18. Never give the devil a ride -- he will always want to drive.
19. Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.
20. Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back. >
21. He who angers you controls you.
22.Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop. >
23. Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler.
24. Beye fishers of men -- you catch them & He'll clean them.
25. God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifiesthe called.
26. Hold your breath as long as you can -- and notice how silly you begin to feel after about 5 minutes !
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When in doubt, it's time to shout, hallalujah,,,
Many leaders have suffered from a
"sheep attack". Many have lost their pastorates, many their reputations,
and many,,,, have lost their enthusiasm about staying in the ministry. I
call it Motivational Disorder. All that drives
He held Johns heart in His
hand while he sat on Patmos. If ever there was a time the churches needed
John it was then. Watch this page to read others struggles and healings.
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Muslims on the Attack
The muslims have grown to 1.8 Billion in the last 10 years of ongoing jihads and
attacks on anyone who lives where they want to.